Tuesday, April 19, 2011

The Many Mishaps of Elliott Drew

E lliott came out of the womb as bald as a cue ball, with the fairest skin of all, and veins a bulgin'. And from that day forward his head has been a magnet for mishaps, attracting accidents at every turn.  He attacks life, and his noggin often gets the blunt of it, even on vacation.  Elliott Drew, what are we going to do with you?

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